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keyboard testing with the POWER OF AI!

me at our morning stand-up with adrian wearing his Loserway t-shirt as my virtual background

I noted with interest the recent announcement by an accessibility tool vendor that AI powered! keyboard testing has been introduced into their product. I thought, hey I wanna piece of that AI easy action, but I don’t wanna have to sign up for a free trial…, get hooked and pay the piper. So I tapped my friend ChatGPT to produce an AI powered! test harness of my own.

It is open source and can be forked/improved/trashed by anyone for free!

Feel free to try it, improve it, point out it is shit

I extend no warranty as to its accuracy of the code or its output Use at your own risk.

If anyone has any doubt about my python coding skills:

Lyrics
I'm shit at it. Can't work for no-one, tell me what to do. I'm shit at it. 

Can't work for me son. I'm shit at it. Can't even work in a chipper. 

Chips, peas and gravy. I'm shit at it. It ain't fucking rocking science.

It's the fucking blooming cult. Can't answer the phone. I'm shit at it.

Can't make simple calculations. I'm shit at it. Can't even putter a cub right. 

I'm shit at it. How do you like your bacon doing? I'm shit at it. How do you like your hair cut sir? Like this.

Got a job at a punch and judy? Finger bob's your shit at it. I'm shit at it. I'm shit at it.

Grief. They say the band with most tattoos is the worst one. But I could be covered head to toe in the fuckers.

And I'd still be fucking brilliant. Fuck off. Fuck you telling me what to think and what to adhere to.

I'm a king sized shit thinker. I love a big nodjob or a fucking half stinker. Mardi bastard.

Head full of chips. No vision here. Just a quick glimpse.

Whenever I want to piss. Endo. The king of corn beef land.

He rules his people and they laugh at the sitcom man. Laugh at the sitcom man. Laugh at Jeff.

Curly whirly. I eat my dinner on the bus cause I'm sick of people asking me what I got.
 What is that? Fuck off back to your own desk you weird twat.

Bang the arsenal. Arrange the gums. I can't hear anything I'm deaf.

That ain't a bass treble. It's just a fucking clef. We deep down dirty.

Whilst the system glorifies dapphead. Then hangs him in front of a public. That grew angry.

Me people. Me public. We bring them up we take them down.

Don't ever sell yourself for an ass with a cricket ground. It'll grow rancid. And unattended.

Grow a pair of arms in a club. Off your cake. It's a. You fucking got it now mate.

My little pony. All your gang are fucking phony. Hanging off your pound coins.

Until the courts whip the back of your mercury award. Bored. Bored.

Bored. Bored. Brief curly whirly.

And spangles. I hate school. I hate Joe Mangles.

I hate nicking all my mates granny's fags. He called her a fucking planet. Screaming down the ass.

Brief curly whirly. And spangles. I hate school.

I hate Joe Mangles. I hate nicking all my mates granny's fags. He called her a fucking planet.

Screaming down the ass. I'm like Billy Bob Thornton in that shit remake of Fargo. Only it's not a remake for me.

It's everyday fucking life. I'm like a hitman on 20 Marlborough Menthol. Like Diamond Lights with Oddle and Waddle.

You don't need tattoos to be a footballer mate. Just a shit haircut and a page 3 model. G-Star Dads.

Heads to toe in this stuff. Sat in the pub with your son. Talking about the latest Facebook shit.

And how to work on it. While ignorant cunts are discussing what pubs used to be called. Dog and beer you cunt.

You need to get out more.

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